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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 00:05

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do black people prefer thick, curvy women?

Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why The Simpsons stopped producing Maude Flanders episodes?

So they tried

Loons and Moons

Why am I not getting any atheists to debate with? Are they scared?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Thumbs down again.

share office space ...

Why do I get spun and then want big fat cocks to suck?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

FAA will restrict flights at Newark airport through end of year - NJ.com

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No go.

During the Atlmark incident in 1940, the Brit war criminals violated Norwegian neutrality. Hitler could then justify invading Norway. Have the Brits ever apologized for violating Norwegian neutrality?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

They put up a sign reading

Google says its updated Gemini 2.5 Pro AI model is better at coding - TechCrunch

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No, not a chance

Are people who cite the 2nd Amendment honestly familiar with what it establishes?

Still no good

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

If our normal body temperature is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit, why do we perceive weather in the 90s as "hot?"

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Minds and Behinds

Nuts and Butts

Dakota Johnson Uses Tissue to Cover Cleavage Amid Wardrobe Malfunction - Yahoo

Then came..

Still no good.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Unacceptable again!